Rachel on life

on money ...
"Paul, if I start selling you paper I'll get more money. If YOU start selling ME paper you'll get less money. See how that works?"

on Grandma ...
"I wish Grandma could hold me for three hours straight."

on the Bible ...
Andrew: Rachel, it's okay to say silly words, but you shouldn't say words unless you know what they mean.
Rachel: But "Clip clop" is in the Bible!

And just in case you thought she was wrong, here's the proof ...